13JAN03 - Let the stupidity begin


On lasers

You chitter, "How about we just use our LASER planes to shoot down their missiles?"
Cyllopotes says, "what laser planes"
You chitter, "... 'what laser planes', he says..."
Iann says, "Heh heh heh."
Cyllopotes says, "Yeah"
Cyllopotes says, "Tell what kind of lasers they use...CO2?"
You chitter, "THE laser planes. You know. With the lasers."
Iann says, "The fun thing about those things is that they can hit a land-based target too."
Cyllopotes says, "well yeah its fixed, not movie faster than the speed of sound by 5 times"
Cyllopotes says, "in some cases"
You chitter, "Chemical lasers."
Cyllopotes says, "You gonna get a CO2 laser, which produces an invisible beam.....accurate enough on a plane ....to vaporize part of a missle?"
Cyllopotes says, "As its movie faster than the speed of sound?"
Arach quotes, "Then my publisher will think I am a left-field marketing genius, instead of a chump who blew four months on a web game when he should have been working on his next novel."
You chitter, "Uh... Cy.."
Iann says, "Uh. Lasers are faster than the speed of sound. THEY'RE LIGHT."
Cyllopotes says, "Uh...Yes"
You chitter, "Let me tell you a little thing called 'light speed'..."
Cyllopotes says, "Of course"
Iann shoots Cyllianpoopalese with a laser beam. IN THE EYE
"'Light speed' is faster than 'sound speed'." you chitter.
Cyllopotes says, "How do you make the system targeting the laser accurate enough to hit the moving missle?"
Valthial pops out of a small door set in the ground next to the bandstand.
You chitter, "How do you make a 3 foot missile hit a plane that is going mach 2?"
Iann says, "Never seen a Phalanx Close-in Weapons System move, have you?"
Iann says, "Or a Sea-wizz."
You chitter, "Same thing. GUIDANCE SYSTEMS"
Cyllopotes says, "The machinery producing the beam of focused light doesn't move a 186,000 miles per second"
You chitter, "Or, yeah. What Iann said."
Cyllopotes says, "Really?"
Iann says, "It doesn't HAVE to move that fast."
You chitter, "Yeah, and of course, the laser can't fire unless the plane is RIGHT BEHIND THE MISSILE."
Cyllopotes says, "And they currently have a guidance system which is ...at least 50 percent accurate?"
You chitter, "It won't be over 200 miles away."
Cyllopotes says, "Unless its an ICBM"
Iann says, "At great distances, it only has to move a little bit. Additionally, it can track, and those little positioning motors are A) lickety-split, and B) accurate as all fuck."
You chitter, "And it won't burn through the casing in a fraction of a second"
Welly says plainly, "it predicts the missile's path of movement."
Cyllopotes says, "unless the missle is moving around to the point where the computer can't compensate "
You chitter, "Oh, yeah. You can really maneuver violently at mach 3."
Vergil falls down from the skies above and lands with a resounding Crash!  Ouch, that must have hurt!
Arach holds up a cardboard sign with "2.1" written on it.
Vergil says, "....."
You chitter, "Anja? Can I borrow a cup of sarcasm? I'm running a little low..."
Iann says, "Cyll. Lemme put it this way. I'm going to believe billions of dollars of government funding and years of scientific research before I go any further in this discussion with you. ;)"
Cyllopotes says, "I hope to God a fucking retard like you isn't in control of our money and political system"
Anja nickers, "Snerrrrk."
Welly says plainly, "....i'd hate to tell you, but icbm's don't dodge."
Iann says, "And the only retard here is looking back at you from the mirror."
"Cy.. It's called 'technology'." you chitter, "Tek-no-low-gee."
Welly says plainly, "they usually follow a relatively simple path."
Cyllopotes says, "But I believe in a billion dollar scam which our govt scares people to bilk $$$$ out of them and gives us half ass nonsense and barely workable crap"
You chitter, "Yes. Up into space, down into Earth"
Welly says plainly, "bitch, bitch, bitch."
You chitter, "Multi-billion dollar."
Cyllopotes says, "....yeah. How bout that?"
Iann ends the conversation. "Shut up, you damn nazi."
Cyllopotes says, "Your the only Nazi here, Iann"
Welly says plainly, "they'll spend our cash on something.  if they didn't put it into laser technology, which is at least cool, they'd be pumping more money into studying the breeding habits of squirrels and stuff."
Iann says, "SQUID HEIL!"
"The way I see it, in about ten years, this tech will be commercialized." you chitter, "Then I can pick up an assault laser pistol for a few hundred bucks."
Vergil goes home.
Vergil has left.
Iann sends Cyllpotatoese to a concentration camp for stupid people.
You chitter, "Or the breeding habits of Wellys."
Cyllopotes says, "....So a dumbass techno geek can entertain his wildly idiotic comic book imagination"
Welly says plainly, "we don't breed.  we bud off."
Mylian_Z says, "We'll get wireless tasers before that."
Iann says, "You can breed with me, Welly."
You chitter, "I don't think the stupid people CAN concentrate."
Iann LOLS
( you would know )
"Tasers? Lame. Lasers? Cool." you chitter.
( I would. )
spoof #recent
#recent: Arach            : ( I would. )
#recent: Cyllopotes       : ( you would know )
#recent: Glacia           : ( Florida...where the bugs kill more people th
#recent: Mylian_Z         : ( Variously greets Mylian back. )
#recent: Shasta           : ( Shoot the Duck!  Shoot the Duck! )
#recent: Red_Shetland     : ( Mr. Nixon...paging Mr. Nixon, your party cal
#recent: Phalla           : ( Prety much, yes.  Smile of sh*t-eater. )
#recent: Edan             : ( sh*t-eating grin? )
#recent: Phalla           : ( sonrisa de comemierda... )
#recent: Cyllopotes       : ( Naw, silly putty is what comes out of gals w
#recent: Phalla           : ( Isn't making stupid, pointless jokes about n
#recent: Phalla           : ( Nope, has to be Silly Putty.  Can't possibly
#recent: Cyllopotes       : ( Or a figure of Greek Mythology..dumbass )
#recent: Phalla           : ( *sigh* Antecedent:  Noun for which the prono
#recent: Phalla           : ( *shrug* Yours named you after a chemical acc
#recent: Edan             : ( Spoofer #5 looks it up. The first term of a 
#recent: Foxfire          : ( Don't joke. Someone prolly has. )
#recent: Josef            : ( Reminds me of LOGO words for encapsulated pr
#recent: Cyllopotes       : ( Let someone name their kid Lil' Johnson for 
#recent: Cyllopotes       : ( Is it anything like a moron with a name like
#recent:  Done.
Mylian_Z says, "Wireless taser uses a laser to ionize a path through the air for the charge to follow."
You chitter, "Oooh. Yay, wireless tazers!"
Iann says, "Actually, there are beam weapons and heat weapons (for non-lethal crowd control) in development."
You chitter, "I want my fiber-optic invisible suit."
You chitter, "In DEVELOPMENT? Wrong. Deployed."
Iann says, "And of course, turn 'em up a tad, and they're lethal."
Cyllopotes says, "Damn, you guys are forgetting about sound weapons"
You chitter, "They'll feel a 'heat sensation'."
Mylian_Z says, "I still say they should increase the size of the laser and the power of the charge. Make a decent lightning cannon."
You chitter, "Mmm, sonic weapons. Destructive harmonics."
Arach shakes Anja apart.
Mylian_Z says, "I just love saying that."
Mylian_Z says, "Lightning."
Mylian_Z says, "Cannon."
You chitter, "You know that that 'heat' weapon is, right, Iann?"
Kirsha arrives via the quiet Taxi service.
Iann says, "They're developing those too, Mylian."
Iann says, "Size of a flashlight."
You chitter, "Microwave for humans."
Iann nods.
Pwyll says, "Ahh, Gabriel Knight III. The only video game I've ever played where a woman's cleavage got licked."
Mylian_Z says, "Or Thunderbreak, if you've ever played Blaster Master. ;)"
Valthial wanders over to the south corner of the park.
Austin meanders over from the south corner of the park.
( 'heat sensation' just five dollars for thirty seconds! Get it while it's hot! )
Austin says, "Hi, folks.  Critters.  Unspeakable mutations."
Eryk arrives via the quiet Taxi service.
Anja crumbles!
"Die, Austin." you chitter.
Iann is amazed Cyll believes in sonic weapons, but can't buy the idea of a laser tracking a missile and melting it in the sky.
Anja nickers, "Hey there, Austin."
Mylian_Z says, "I'm not talking size of a flashlight here..."
Cyllopotes says, "Austin Dern"
Arach snickers at Iann. "He's a troll."
Iann says, "But then, I keep forgetting.. Ignorance has no limits."
Iann hehs.
Austin says, "Yes, all day ... what's up?"
Iann says, "I thought Pwyll was the only troll here. ;)"
You chitter, "Or just stupid. But either way..."
You chitter, "Worthy of a lack of attention."
Mylian_Z says, "I'm thinking something that would be tank-mounted."
Eryk winks out of sight in the sparkling glow of a space/time rift.
Eryk has left.
Pwyll says, "...I am NOT a troll ;P"
Cyllopotes says, "No dumbshit, I can't believe that what you are talking about exists today"
Iann says, "They could put one on the Stryker, Milian."
Arach doesn't feed Pwyll.
Mylian_Z says, "With a big-ass generator."
Iann says, "You disbelieve. I've seen 'em in action."
Anja snerks at a soccer board. "ROAD TRIP!" 'Viva Las Vegas! On the way, or way back?' "Yes."
Tigerwolf pops out of a small door set in the ground next to the bandstand.
Cyllopotes says, "Really?  Shooting down missles?"
You chitter, "What *I* don't understand is, why, if electromagnetic pulses disrupt electrical systems, aren't HUMANS, who are electical, affected?"
Cyllopotes says, "Where?"
Mylian_Z says, "Have you seen a laser show Cyll?"
Iann says, "Sea-Sparrow missiles, to be exact. Over the pacific ocean."
Cyllopotes says, "Yes.  Where have you seen a laser shooting down an object traveling faster than the speed of light?"
Cyllopotes says, "With a titanium hull?"
You chitter, "I'd just love to see ANYTHING moving faster than light."
Cyllopotes says, "Polished to a relfective surface?"
Cyllopotes says, "sound"
Iann says, "Hey! My island country rates #386 out of the pacific!"
Cyllopotes says, "misspoke.  Not talking about tachyons"
Cyllopotes says, "or any other hypothetical particles.  Where have you seen this, Iann?"
You chitter, "Materials have no bearing on whether or not a laser can burn a hole in it."
Iann says, "Are you listening, or just talking for the sake of getting oral excercise?"
Kay'l pops out of a small door set in the ground next to the bandstand.
You chitter, "However, I'm waiting for countries to start mirroring their missile shells."
Iann says, "Forget you. If you can't even take the energy to pay attention, you're #ignored."
Pwyll says, "He's ranting and babbling, Iann. That's what Cyllopotes does best."
Kirsha winks out of sight in the sparkling glow of a space/time rift.
Kirsha has left.
Cyllopotes says, "Nawwww...of course not.  Red reflective surfaces can't reflect a neon laser! Shit no....that's not possible....!  "
You chitter, "'Best' being a relative term, of course."
Pwyll says, "Natch."
Cyllopotes says, "....You flippin moron"
Anja nickers, "I have him gagged for a reason."
"Obviously, his degredation skills are lacking." you chitter.
Iann says, "Ha! A crossow that shoots chainsaws!"
You chitter, "I want one, Iann!"
TigerTim comes out from behind the bulletin board.
You chitter, "... my eye!!"
Austin says, "Hiya, TigerTim."
Arach quotes, "http://xepher.net/~cyyeun/manga/11.gif"
TigerTim wanders in
TigerTim waves a greeting to all
TigerTim blinks ...lot here today:)
Tigerwolf waves.
TigerTim greets tigerwolf ...hows things in ISPland?...:)
Tigerwolf smiles. "Not bad.  Hanging in there. :)"
Zynfandel has disconnected.


On eyeballs

Iann says, "rrrrrrrggh, eye.. pain.. hurting"
TigerTim gets out the dustpan and broom..
Hedonism is sent home.
Hedonism has left.
You chitter, ".. dammit, Iann. 'Gogue out your eye to save your body', right?"
You chitter, "Gouge."
Iann says, "It's not my eye, it's my upper eyelid."
Pwyll stabs Iann in the eye.
You chitter, "Ooooh, NOW the truth comes out."
Iann says, "I almost want to say it's an ingrown eyelash, but I can't be su..AAAUUURRRRGGHH"
"Thank you, Pwyll." you chitter.
TigerTim hi's to Iann...LTNS
Iann says, "PAAAAAAIIAHNNNNNNNN"
Pwyll says, "I have done my good deed for the day."
You chitter, "Indeed you have."
Kay'l purrs, "Nah you still ahve to eat those kittens rember?"
Pwyll says, "Mmm. Kittens. Where's my honey mustard."
Iann hands Pwyll some honey mustard..
Iann says, "LACED WITH ARSENIC."
( ...kitten Jam, in square jars? )
Iann says, "Shit, did I say that out loud?w"
Pwyll says, "ARR UMMNUMMNUMMURK"
Pwyll x_x
Arach kicks Pwyll into a small hole.
Arach quotes, "'The Free Land of Island'. What the hell?"
Welly likes pioneer 2.
Nakar wanders over from Cougar Boulevard.
Zynfandel is automatically sent home.
Zynfandel has left.


On acid (or, On chemistry)

Nakar says, "Anyone here good with chemistry?"
You chitter, "Odor, you mean?"
TigerTim has a look at rapemykitten.com ....err ...ratemykitten.com 
Mylian_Z says, "Heheh."
Nakar says, "Chemistry. I need to know how long it takes steel to corrode or vanish or what-have-you."
You chitter, "Acid."
You chitter, "About two seconds, I'd imagine."
Nakar says, "No, naturally."
You chitter, "In an acidic environment?"
Kay'l purrs, "and it doesn't vanish."
Nakar says, "I drop a steel bar on the ground. On earth. When is it completely gone?"
You chitter, "In a pool of acid?"
TigerTim hmms ..'jonwI  is a chemist but he hasnt seen him around for a while.
Austin says, "Pardon me, please ... "
Kay'l purrs, "It's never gone, it jsut breaks down into iron oxide and carbon when it rusts"
Austin wanders over to the south corner of the park.
Nakar says, "And when does it rust?"
Nakar says, "That's what I want to know. :)"
Iann says, "I'd also screw the girl from Panzer Dragoon: Orta."
Cyllopotes says, "the possibility of using lasers for shooting down missiles remained a bright ... "
Kay'l purrs, "About the first secound it becomes soild of of the blast furnace, oxygen is one of the most corroside gasses there is."
Nakar says, "This is not a trick question, I'm genuinely asking."
Kay'l purrs, "But it under pressure and it's even more dangerous."
Kiarrh considers Iann's statement, and agrees.
You chitter, "You're going to have to have a LOT of details... exact air mixture, mass of the steel, composition of the steel alloy, etc etc."
Iann says, "I.."
Nakar says, "Okay, another question... if I dragged New York City, abandoned, 10-20 million years in the past, could we find it today?"
Iann looks at Kiarrh. "So long as I can videotape it, and perhaps spank the monkey a little."
You chitter, "CAN you screw the girl from Panzer Dragoon, Kiarrh?"
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Name                   Sex        Species     ('whospe #help' for help)
Kiarrh                 female     Banorth / tiger-taur
You chitter, "Probably not."
Kiarrh grins. "Oh, absolutely. As long as I get royalties from the pay-per-view screenings of the tape."
Iann says, "... yet."
You chitter, "20 million years is a LONG time."
TigerTim knows that the chemistry of corrosion is one of the most complex there is , there are so many variables to even the rusting rate of steel that a simple answer is difficult to give.
Iann says, "WOOOHOOOOOO"
Kay'l purrs, "Well where Neyyork city is now 20 million years ago there was a big old mountain range there."
Midnight pops out of a small door set in the ground next to the bandstand.
Kiarrh could surely find a way. "Two hands and a tongue, the rest is bonus."
Midnight wanders closer to the bulletin board.  (Type 'board' to follow.)
Iann says, "Nah, no need to wait that long. It's just a matter of virtual technology and superconducting quantum interference devices becoming available to the public."
Kay'l purrs, "And it eventual would be gorund to nothing during hte iceages."
Iann says, "Stop it, Kiarrh. You're making me horny."
Nakar says, "I'm just curious as to how much of an impact modern technology would leave. If humans had civilization for 10-20k years 600,000 years ago, or the dinosaurs 70mya, would there be ANY sign of it left? It sounds as if the answer is no. The same for us: In 5my, will any sign of us be here?"
Iann says, "... er than usual."
You chitter, "Ah."
"Organics are a little different..
You chitter, "Organics are a little different.."
You chitter, "I don't think steel ever fossilizes."
Kay'l purrs, "Sure, you think all the underground bunkers all over the world are gonna disapeer in 5 million years?"
Nakar says, "Right, I know it doesn't fossilize. I was wondering if it might just not have been destroyed yet."
Iann says, "Yep."
Arach shrugs. "Dunno."


On lasers (yes, more lasers)

Cyllopotes says, "oh god, Hydrogen fluoride lasers"
Iann says, "Unless they're made of some yet-unknown of indestructible material, they'll decay."
TigerTim says, " they have found strange objects imbedded in coal seams so this is one way a piece of technology from the distant past may survive ,nakar."
Iann says, "Cement will be crushed, metal will rust."
Cyllopotes says, "I can't wait for one of those things to explode.  Maybe we'll all be lucky and it will explode near Ian"
Kay'l purrs, "Ya but it'll still be there."
Nakar says, "So the theory that humans wandered around for 1 million years as hunter-gatherers before recorded history could be entirely wrong?"
You chitter, "Coal is organic in nature..."
Iann says, "Cyll, I work across from a BASF plant."
Iann says, "Chemical agents don't do shit to me anymore."
Nakar says, "A million years might be time enough for what, half a dozen or more iterations of 'civilization?'"
Cyllopotes says, "Maybe shoot down a couple of missles....with 50 of these lasers costing billions of dollars.    "
Arach rubs Iann down with Mace(tm). "See?"
Cyllopotes says, "While Osama sneaks in and leaves a nuck in a briefcase."
Nakar says, "Nuck = Nuclear Duck?"
Iann says, "QUACKAGEDDON"
Cyllopotes says, "If you're lucky 50 of these lasers might take out 2 of 5 missles..."
You chitter, "You're telling me that an atom can be SPLIT to cause an EXPLOSION? You're nuts.. atoms are WAY TOO SMALL"
Kay'l purrs, "One of those Nuclear Ducks could wipe out a whole pond."
Ouroboros thought the Tritium triggurs on those things where pretty much non functional now?
Iann says, "Reverse those numbers and you'd be right, Cyllophane."
Sleet winks out of sight in the sparkling glow of a space/time rift.
Sleet has left.
Kiarrh snugs Joe gently and should go. Theme-park outing in the morning.
Cyllopotes says, "And let me guess....human excrement like Iann is here lobbying for our tax dollars so he and his emotional 14 year olds can play scientist"
Iann ooohs!
TigerTim blinks at Iann... and shows him the ghost outline of a 'Union Carbide ' logo behind the nice new shiny BASF one on the wall across the road...:)
Joe aws.
Cyllopotes says, "What a maroon"
Joe snugs Kiarrh warmly and sneaks her a kiss. :)
Welly says plainly, "where else do you think our tax dollars'll go?"
Iann says, "Human excrement? Wow, a little vitriolic, are we?"
Joe growls, "Enjoy that, then. :)"
Welly says plainly, "gee, maybe other pork barrel projects."
Mylian_Z presses a gem on the back of the gauntlet Polytool. Metal rings descend from above, encircling him, stacking up around him. A blue-white flash is seen in the spaces between the rings, and they ascend one by one, revealing empty space where Mylie stood.
Mylian_Z has left.
Mylian's Armor scurries out, following Mylie.
You chitter, "Vitrolic? I thought chemical spills dodn't affect you, Iann?"
Kiarrh grins and smooches Joe, returning the snugs. "I will. You be good. Well, as good as you ever are, imp." ;)
Welly says plainly, "how about dredging a river at high expense, that doesn't need to be dredged?"
Cyllopotes says, "to a bunch Italian Suits for our conflation of asshole criminal politicians"
Kay'l has disconnected.
Joe laughs and swats Kiarrh's rump. "You too." :)
Oona pops out of a small door set in the ground next to the bandstand.
Iann says, "Hey, someday I hope to be one of those asshle criminal politicians!"
Cyllopotes says, "Where else?"
Welly says plainly, "so what would you rather?  giant death-beams, or italian suits for criminals?"
Kiarrh pads back to her beloved's side.
Cyllopotes says, "That and tins of caviar"
Kiarrh strolls away, looking for more trouble to get into.
Kiarrh has left.
Hedgy arrives via the quiet Taxi service.
Oona disappears in a downpour of sparkeling fairy dust.
Oona has left.
You chitter, "ITALIAN DEATH BEAMS!"
Hedgy bows in for a min
Joe waves to Hedgy. "Heya."
Hedgy nods hello.
AlexRaccoon flies down from the skies above and lands.
AlexRaccoon says, "Hello"
Iann continues backing slowly away from Alex.
Cyllopotes says, "Lets get the most far fetched and quote "system was infamous for raising more possible problems that it would have solved,"
Arach mumbles "... as in just ... I ... ... he ever ... ...", to Iann.
Joe grins to Hedgy.
AlexRaccoon backs away from Iann
Cyllopotes says, "the possibility of using lasers for shooting down missiles remained a bright ."
Hedgy snugs Joe and settles in next to him
Cyllopotes says, "unquote"
Iann grins. "Hey, dork. How's it going?"
AlexRaccoon gets out his crucifix and garlic.
Nakar strolls over to the west, walking onto Cougar Boulevard.
Joe purrs, hugging Hedgy into lots of striped orange fur. :)
Iann aaugfhs! Squidpire hunters!
Tigerwolf says "down".  A door opens next to the bandstand and he climbs down to the Underground Nexus.
Vuer abruptly vanishes
Vuer has left.
Cyllopotes says, "...and some dipstick with a halfassed knowledge of a little science will champion it...."
AlexRaccoon screams and falls to the ground drooling
Welly says plainly, "remained a bright.   - ever think something's missing?"
Joe growls, "Not staying, Hedgy?"
Iann says, "HE'S FLATLINGING!"
Iann says, "DEFRIBBILATOR! STAT!"
Iann smacks the pads down. "CLEAR!!" *FZZZWAAAK!*
TigerTim wanders ...work to do
TigerTim wanders over to the south corner of the park.
>>  TigerTim gets driven away ...
Hedgy says, "Just hanging for a bit, thinking on whether it's worth it to update the page."
You chitter, "Yes, Welly. Like any single SCRAP of intellect in Cy's mind?"
Iann says, "It's in the recycle bin, Arach ;)"
AlexRaccoon burps and bibbles o hims self. . . 
Cyllopotes says, "Is that like a scrap of chance that you could get laid?"
Joe ahs.
Joe growls, "What sort of update?"
Cyllopotes says, "Maybe you pseudo techno banter could work you a wonder......?"
You chitter, "Nah; even if it could, it wouldn't be worth the bother."
Cyllopotes says, "Impress some 80IQ waitress that you actually know what you're talking about"
Hedgy says, "Eh, got newish art"
Welly says plainly, "maybe it would be better to make up science, ignore logic, and bash the government for the hell of it."
Cyllopotes says, "Or another 14 year old sitting on a muck, mystified by your 'Awesome!' intellect."
Joe growls, "And that's not exciting..?"
Cyllopotes says, "You suck so bad its ridiculous"
Iann says, "Oh, that explains it. He's fourteen."
Hedgy snerks- Not when it's mine.
You chitter, "If I REALLY get desperate for company, in about five years or so, visual-only VR will be decent enough to substitute. Then AR.. then full-body A/VR.. Mmm."
Iann says, "Some pathetic little teenager flexing his pre-pubescent muscles because he doesn't understand what the mean ol' adults are talking about."
Cyllopotes says, "No...it explains why this country is turning to shit.  Its full of idiots like you"
Welly says plainly, "your intellect astounds my, cyllo.  as per usual."
Iann says, "So, you're not a teenager?"
Cyllopotes says, "and countless more who actuall take your nonsense at face value"
You chitter, "Actually... it's because of PARENTS that don't bother to raise their CHILDREN properly.."
AlexRaccoon says, "LABOTOMY!"
"But that's another metter.,,
AlexRaccoon says, "LABOTOMY!"
"But that's another metter." you chitter.
AlexRaccoon says, "LABOTOMY!"
AlexRaccoon says, "TEENAGE"
AlexRaccoon says, "LABOTOMY!"
( Ice pick lobotomy. )
Cyllopotes says, "Lets spend a trillion dollars on something that barely might work"
Iann says, "I agree. Alex, you get the rusty scalpel and bonesaw, Arach, you get the mallet."
You chitter, "It's called 'progression of science', Cy. For the fifteenth time this hour."
Iann says, "'... something that barely might work..."
AlexRaccoon giggles Jewishly.
Cyllopotes says, "Lets bilk more taxpayers with our cold war tried and true scare tactics"
You chitter, "Will a non-y2k-compliant crowbar do, Iann?"
Cyllopotes says, "Like a flippin subnormal like you would know"
Anja twitches. Championship Manager 4 demo: Feb. 14th.
Cyllopotes says, "Were are your degrees?"
You chitter, "On my thermostat."
Cyllopotes says, "Chemistry?  Applied mathematics?"
AlexRaccoon says "down".  A door opens next to the bandstand and he climbs down to the Underground Nexus.
Anja nickers, "..."
Anja nickers, "You mean LOBOTOMY, no?"
Iann says, "Wonderfully, Arach."
Cyllopotes says, "How about mechanics?   Know anything about that, smart guy?"
Iann says, "No, he definetly means LABOTOMY."
Iann says, "It's kind of like a lobotomy, only it makes idiots shut the hell up."
Cyllopotes says, "Oh let me guess....your a deck wiper in the navy or a broom pusher at BASF...and you 'overhear' things"
Raindance pops out of a small door set in the ground next to the bandstand.
Raindance ignores any dumbass furry twink responses and knocks the sleepers away with a very large metallic shovel.
Kay'l is sent home.
Kay'l has left.
Anja rums Raindance.
Iann says, "No, I just have a reading comprehension level over that of a third grader."
Iann says, "Unlike some people."
Cyllopotes says, "yeah right"
You chitter, "Nah. I can't actually tell you where I work or what I've seen. Guess you'll just have to think up another 'not fast, not slow' insult again to counter..."
Cyllopotes says, "You can read the credits on countless video games"
Iann says, "Nah, I usually skip those."
"I can't read." you chitter.
Iann says, "Hang on.. Random?"
You chitter, "Nah. But a wannabe."
Cyllopotes says, "ooooo! an employee of the secret Roswell weapons development sight..."
You chitter, "Site."
Iann snickers.
Cyllopotes says, "Site"
", to Iann.
Arach mumbles "... ... thought, ... ... timing.", to Iann.
Iann grins.
Cyllopotes says, "Good one, you corrected a misspelling.  But then your still a lying 14 year old, Aren'tcha?"
You chitter, "Twelve, actually."
Cyllopotes says, "Now be quick and correct Aren't you...."
You chitter, "And yes, everything I say is a lie."
Cyllopotes says, "Tell us all about your doctorate in phyics "
Cyllopotes says, "Tell us about your papers in wave mechanics"
Iann says, "Muriel's my new hero. She's trying to save the squid from government agents."
You chitter, "It's long."
You chitter, "And full of big words."
Cyllopotes says, "Tell us about your prelims when you were going for your doctorate.  "
You chitter, "They're complex."
Cyllopotes says, "Tell us about your undergraduate degree"
WarSkunk has disconnected.
You chitter, "It was clouded under a fog of obfuscation."


On heresy

Iann says, "I could go on about temporal discontinuity and vaccuum collapse, but you'd just claim it was a bunch of heracy and try to have me burned at the stake, I imagine."
"BURN HIM!" you chitter.
Iann says, "Along with all the other witches, warlocks and scientists."
Cyllopotes says, "Yeah I am sure it was.  Folks...We have a LONE GUNMAN!"
You chitter, "Damn scientists."
Cyllopotes says, "HERACY?"
Cyllopotes says, "What the hell is HERACY?"
Gabrieli arrives via the quiet Taxi service.
Gabrieli waves. :)
Iann says, "Yeah, you know.. Anything you don't agree with."
Cyllopotes says, "Do you mean heresy?"
Cyllopotes asslaughs
You chitter, "I don't know. What's a Roswell secret weapons sight?"
Iann says, "How appropriate, coming from an ass."
You chitter, "Touche."
Cyllopotes says, "What an absolute idiot."
You chitter, "Yes, we agree."
Cyllopotes says, "Unrelenting goddamn dumbshit moron.....who thinks he can come on here and snow people into believing his bullshit"
Cyllopotes says, "Doesn't even have a flipping undergraduate degree"
You chitter, "Or a high school diploma."
Cyllopotes says, "What a loser"
You chitter, "Or a Jed."
Cyllopotes says, "GED?"
You chitter, "Wait. G.E.D."
Iann says, "Damn, man, what is your problem?"
Cyllopotes says, "YOU MEAN GED MORON? hahahahahahahahazh"


On government spending

Cyllopotes says, "This country is full of so many idiots like you"
You chitter, "Indeed. And we all have GUNZ!"
Cyllopotes says, "WHO THROW MY MONEY DOWN THE TOILET.....with their half ass schemes....."
You chitter, "I did."
You chitter, "But, I actually THREW it."
Cyllopotes says, "and then there is another population of people even more stupid....i.e. YOU"
You chitter, "Or throws, depending."
Iann says, "You know, we here in the military spend 500$ on a hammer, then go buy ourselves personal big-screen TVs for our barracks."
Anja nickers, "...I think I'll come back when you all get tired of playing with the troll."
Welly says plainly, "why not actually do something like petition your senator or representative?"
You chitter, "Yes. And as I said, I am armed."
Arach mumbles "... This is ...", to Anja.
Pwyll says, "I'm with Anja, why the hell do you people give the idiot so much fodder to play with? Ignore him."
Welly says plainly, "instead of going onto a muck like here and bitching and complaining."
Anja wanders closer to the bulletin board.  (Type 'board' to follow.)
Iann says, "I personally wasted 150,000$ of taxpayer money last week alone."
Welly says plainly, "i just wish he'd go away."
Cyllopotes says, "who champion these criminals into their scams with their JUVENILE mentalities..."
Arach pokes Welly'
Iann says, "Most of it was on hookers and beer."
Hedgy says, "For some folks any attention is good attention."
Arach ... 's IGNORE button
Anja arrives via the quiet Taxi service.
You chitter, "I actually bought five cases of Vaseline."
Iann LOLs
Anja nickers, "Bah, doesn't anyone use the flameboards any more?"
Pwyll says, "..."
Welly says plainly, "instantly, the world is a better place.  the sky is bluer, the sun is warmer, a gentle breeze blows through the meadow!"
Cyllopotes says, "Will someone please come on this earth and get rid of dumbasses like this??????  Please God get rid of these people"
Iann says, "Doesn't seem like it, Anja."
You chitter, "God has answered your prayer. I am here. I am armed."
Glacia rasps, "What are they arguing about?"
Cyllopotes says, "with what...a  PHASER?"
You chitter, "I am armed and stupid. Fear me."
Iann says, "If I find out who wrote Kangaroo Jack, I'm going to beat him to death."
Cyllopotes says, "You gonna shoot me with your badassy Star Trek PHASER?"
You chitter, "No; probably some unpronouncable Chinese import piece of shit.."
Cyllopotes says, "Ooooooo! Me ascairt!"
You chitter, "But it goes BOOM!"
You chitter, "I think. Or 'click'. Not sure."
Cyllopotes says, "....as if a low IQ dumbshit like you knew how to operate a trigger mechanism.   I forget..do they teach that to army grunts?"
"How does this thing work again?" you chitter.
Cyllopotes says, "Hey, now's your chance to see if you can con me into believing that!!!"
"Chance? You selling lotto tickets?" you chitter, "I'll take two dozen."
You chitter, "How much for those thirty tickets?"
Hedgy says, "Holy cats, it's like watching Hirtes in real time!"
Tawnya flies down from the skies above and lands.
Tawnya Waveskis
Tawnya hugs Anja!
Tawnya hugs Glacia!   Glacia maintains contact for 2.5 seconds, then backs away
Glacia hugs Tawnya!  She hugs the Commie Babeski Mayor of FM Moscow! Tawnya bear hugskis Glacia back kissink both of her cheeks and picking Glacia's pockets for capitalist loot!
Glacia rasps, "hey there!"
You chitter, "Comrade!"
Cyllopotes says, "Or a Jed.....Christ jesus we are doomed.  I am saving this conversation and posting it in the lab tomorrow..."
Tawnya whickers softly, "Dobri dyen tavorich."
Hedgy says, "Don't whisper anything to me Arach, you deserve anything you get here."
You chitter, "I know Jed! He's my friend."
Cyllopotes says, "What a grouping of idiots."
Tawnya whickers softly, "Only if your evil."
Gabrieli winks out of sight in the sparkling glow of a space/time rift.
Gabrieli has left.


On celebration

Cyllopotes says "down".  A door opens next to the bandstand and he climbs down to the Underground Nexus.
Arach awws and pokes Hedgy viciously.
Iann takes a tylenol. "You know, towards the end, it simply hurt listening to him."
You chitter, "I feed trolls! Therefore, I is evil!"
Iann says, "BAD BAD MAN"
Arach grins.
You chitter, "I should have logged that as an example of how to defuse a flaming idiot."
You chitter, "BY BEING A BIGGER IDIOT"
Iann says, "... in the lab. Which leads me to believe he's working for the rival company to the guys who made the missile-laser."
You chitter, "Unlikely."
You chitter, "He's probably justbitter over seeing 30% of his first paycheck gone.. and for what?"
You chitter, "Lasers."
Iann hehs.
Glacia rasps, "or maybe he is a human lab rat that gets paid to be tested on...? "
You chitter, "... plus state taxes, if applicable."
Tawnya hands Piece of Eight to Glacia.
Arach slaps Hedgy. "Why so mean."
Glacia rasps, "Aar! A piece of eight. "
Tawnya whickers softly, "Arrrr"
You chitter, "Where's the others?"
Glacia rasps, "What's a piece of eight?"
You chitter, "Actually.. Where're the others?"
Hedgy says, "Virtual proding means nothing.  You're poking at people.  Fend for yourself."
Iann says, "Like, a gold doubloon."
Glacia rasps, "Hmm...I;ver heard the phrase many times, but never a definition :)"
You chitter, "I do. I thought I did rather well. By my scorecard, that is."
Athelind flies down from the skies above and lands.
Iann says, "The only satisfaction I get out of that is if he did post it anyplace, people would see what a flaming rediculous fool he is."
Athelind grauphs!
You chitter, "After all... who left?"
Athelind hugs Hedgy!   Hedgy carefully returns the hug!
Arach grins.
Hedgy heys and hugs an Athedragon!  Long time no see :D
Tawnya whickers softly, "Gold coin from Spain circa 1700's"
Iann says, "..and my eyeball still hurts."
Athelind hides well.
You chitter, "That is, WHERE ARE THE OTHER PIECES OF THE EIGHT?"
Glacia oohs with pleasure and admires her treasure. ;P
You chitter, "Liquid nitrogen treatments, Iann. It's the only way."
Glacia rasps, "I rhymed."
Glacia hands Iann a bottle of numbing eyedrops.
Tawnya chuckles at hir friend.
Raindance ignores any dumbass furry twink responses and knocks the sleepers away with a very large metallic shovel.
WarSkunk is sent home.
WarSkunk has left.


On delicious beverages

Iann unscrews the cap and drinks it.